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Flamingos, Pepto-Bismol, and those erasers that smudge your paper. Bubble gum. That one guy’s Cadillac . All things pale in comparison to this bad Larry. Taken shamelessly from the internet and straight to your belt.

The Amazon River Dolphin of holsters. Be aggressive.

From the fanciest reception to the shadiest alley, a paper sack is a solid accessory for the discerning carrier, and Hater Holsters has you covered. In crinkly, brown paper.

The Paper Sack, by Hater Holsters.

We rocked the Super Soaker 50 back in the day. Did you? If you did, you’re cool enough to also rock this nitro neon yellow demon. Light up the night.