Kydex

Stacks on stacks on stacks. Flash your bling while unapologetically flexing on the haters with the Hundo holster, embrace that mall ninja, player.

Flamingos, Pepto-Bismol, and those erasers that smudge your paper. Bubble gum. That one guy’s Cadillac . All things pale in comparison to this bad Larry. Taken shamelessly from the internet and straight to your belt.

The Amazon River Dolphin of holsters. Be aggressive.

Did you have those Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle action figures that came with a barrel of Retromutagen Ooze? We did. But the ooze didn’t last long, because we ate it. Unleash the slime, and make your buddies green with envy. What do they carry? HK? Sig? Nighthawk? Lame.