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Flamingos, Pepto-Bismol, and those erasers that smudge your paper. Bubble gum. That one guy’s Cadillac . All things pale in comparison to this bad Larry. Taken shamelessly from the internet and straight to your belt.

The Amazon River Dolphin of holsters. Be aggressive.

From the fanciest reception to the shadiest alley, a paper sack is a solid accessory for the discerning carrier, and Hater Holsters has you covered. In crinkly, brown paper.

The Paper Sack, by Hater Holsters.

Did you have those Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle action figures that came with a barrel of Retromutagen Ooze? We did. But the ooze didn’t last long, because we ate it. Unleash the slime, and make your buddies green with envy. What do they carry? HK? Sig? Nighthawk? Lame.